"Sweaty or not I'm already cumming." JRK

"When you beat a man at pool you have to fuck his wife."

"I always want to freeze to death." Eric

"Thanks to Tallou and her lep-witting." - Low

"Saw his dick through his fuckin tinkerbell capris." Gorm

"Nature is my tampon."

"It tastes like old lady skin." - MAG