"No one has grass that nice. He fucks kids." Log

"Just fuck goats, it's just life." Code

"It's ok, I puke this shit up by the gallon." E-rock

"Go green, stop wiping." The rock

Hey everyone let's skateboard together!

"Just three months later still burning cop cars. " The JRK

"A Florentine cocksucker." AJS

"Typical basketball-type ruckus." Jacknapple

"Just because you're hairy, doesn't mean you're a liar." Knapp

"Getting your dick sucked in general can be a pain in the ass."

"Fuck. Now I wanna make candles." MAG

"I'm always a little mad." Knapp

"That's why I'm not married: I'm trying to meet my twin brother." Logantwin

"Do you ever finger your pant pussy stalefish?" Log

"I'll have a steak with a side of cheeseburgers." Lo

"Sweaty or not I'm already cumming." JRK

"When you beat a man at pool you have to fuck his wife."

"I always want to freeze to death." Eric

"Thanks to Tallou and her lep-witting." - Low

"Saw his dick through his fuckin tinkerbell capris." Gorm

"Nature is my tampon."

"It tastes like old lady skin." - MAG

"The voice of reason is Matt Gorman? You must hang out with fuckheads." Snydy

"It's not our beers' fault she runs like shit."

"Who robs banks in cum masks?" A Mark

"God dammit, we're gonna be dunkin.'" Knapples

"Hey look there's dog shit over here and I like it more than you."

"Think of the hair, man." - Gorm

"I'm stronger than puke." EL

"Open-heart lugie."
"You've been infected, sew him up." - Log

"Your face is infected with fist!" Log

"His last name is Allen which is like my 6th favorite name for a man." - Breathing Antler Matt

"...a cupholder for your buttsack." - MG

"I could've gotten my nose blown last night." L. Elliott

I can think of a few bitches that would rather be called cunt than Brendan's girlfriend - Brendan Croft

"Where all the poop splashes."

"You're pouring your head into her eyes." Spyde

"Nipples be droppin.'" Snyde

"Meet me at Haagen Dazs." - MDN

"Fuckin'...let's buy a strobe light!" - noneother

"Tonight I'm your uncle. Let's go get some beers." - Lo

"Someone's needs to put that guy on a lawnmower. See what he can do." - Eruck

"Let's just drink till we feel warm. That's how they die Russia." - EAL

VXDUCE 8, 9,10,11

Luke has been producing these videos like it's his job (see what I did there?). Here are the latest four VXDUCEs for your viewing pleasure, as if anyone still comes here to see videos...

"Break me off a perfect square and I will wow you." - Low-Gan

"Emoticon me. Send me an eight equals D." - Lucas

"If only I'd gotten into rodeos...and never met you." - Cody Sewermouth

"Yea it's weird when you have nothing but bones inside you." Bjuke

"Sleep in my spoon." - Nielist

"Fuck yeah, no funeral." Log

"I don't want him to date anyone, he's mine." Snyderpants

"Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with whatever's got the smallest dick." - Zebbb

"It's gone, I pooped in it." - Loggins

"I hate having meat for teeth." - Log

"He looks like a human." The Bruiser re: The Schlitt

"Oh, no wonder Eric's moving in: they've got a pest problem." - Zebb

"What Would Bam Do?" - Niels

"Lets talk about dudes." - Go-go Gorm

"Trying so hard to do nothing." Andick

"I think it's a cloud dick." - It's only a Gormality

"Glad you saved her from extra hatement." Spyde

"One more quick one"
"Two more quick ones"
"Three more long ones"
"Fuckin riot"
"Kill that guy" - doesn't matter

VXDUCE 567

Just to keep up the facade of this being a blog about skateboarding, here are the latest VXDUCE videos from Luke. He doesn't find it necessary to post them here anymore, since all we ever post are disturbing quotes. He's probably on to something.

"All I can smell is four day old skin dipped in chlorine, rotten pine sol, and sherm." - Collarbones

"No one's talking shit about butt fuck." - Decktron 3000

"I need Dicorette so I can quit dick." - Squielsen

"Hey can I take a poop in this pool?" - Gore piggy

"I usually say 'nighty night'." - Matty Gorm

"That was, like, not even close to enough limes for me." - gorm

"Dad, don't hit your son." - Gormal pig

"Hold on, there's a lot of cake on my dick." Snyde

"Whose weiner am I holding... Dad?" Log

"I don't need your pity burger." - erick

"You know the flowers that dance the sound?" - guess

"Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to get laid." - Logality

"1812: the year of the bar fart." - log

"It's a two-step program: you try, and then you lose." - e rock

"Is there an emoji for a butt sack?" - Gorman

"It's like a lint roller for your butt sack." - Snyder

Gorman: "Spoon me once, shame on you. Spoon me twice--"
Cody: "--that isn't nice."

"I wish he would stomp the head flat of an attacker of mine." - Eric Logginton

"This is like the fin of a pizza shark." - Chard

"It's like the good part of getting buttfucked" E Log

"Oh I fucking hate my sister, let me suck your dick." - none other than Lo

"I can't believe you didn't know POD was Christian." Lo Knows

"I don't want a photo of me attached to some box of poo." Lo

"Dad to some, father to none." Sir Logan

"I don't date my dad." Gormy

"Face your worst friends." Loggy

"Halfcab career." Sewell

"Now you're dead, and you're a dickhead, asshole." Log

"3 people came into my ear." Eric

Josh made a video

It's lovely.

VXDUCE #3

i should prolly put this here

jake making us look way too sexy
no but seriously

for my 35th video I went VX

"Imagine that at punch force." - Knapples

Dis what I'm talkin bout II

Should've won.

Das what I'm talkin bout