Tuesday, November 19, 2013

"No one has grass that nice. He fucks kids." Log

Saturday, November 2, 2013

"Just fuck goats, it's just life." Code
"It's ok, I puke this shit up by the gallon." E-rock
"Go green, stop wiping." The rock

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Hey everyone let's skateboard together!

Friday, August 9, 2013

"Just three months later still burning cop cars. " The JRK

Sunday, July 21, 2013

"A Florentine cocksucker." AJS

Sunday, July 14, 2013

"Typical basketball-type ruckus." Jacknapple

Monday, July 8, 2013

"Just because you're hairy, doesn't mean you're a liar." Knapp

Friday, June 21, 2013

"Getting your dick sucked in general can be a pain in the ass."

Thursday, June 20, 2013

"Fuck. Now I wanna make candles." MAG

Monday, June 10, 2013

"I'm always a little mad." Knapp

Saturday, June 8, 2013

"That's why I'm not married: I'm trying to meet my twin brother." Logantwin
"Do you ever finger your pant pussy stalefish?" Log
"I'll have a steak with a side of cheeseburgers." Lo

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

"Sweaty or not I'm already cumming." JRK
"When you beat a man at pool you have to fuck his wife."
"I always want to freeze to death." Eric

Sunday, May 19, 2013

"Thanks to Tallou and her lep-witting." - Low

Saturday, May 11, 2013

"Saw his dick through his fuckin tinkerbell capris." Gorm

Sunday, May 5, 2013

"Nature is my tampon."
"It tastes like old lady skin." - MAG

Thursday, April 25, 2013

"The voice of reason is Matt Gorman? You must hang out with fuckheads." Snydy

Sunday, April 14, 2013

"It's not our beers' fault she runs like shit."
"Who robs banks in cum masks?" A Mark
"God dammit, we're gonna be dunkin.'" Knapples
"Hey look there's dog shit over here and I like it more than you."
"Think of the hair, man." - Gorm

Saturday, April 13, 2013

"I'm stronger than puke." EL
"Open-heart lugie."
"You've been infected, sew him up." - Log
"Your face is infected with fist!" Log

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

"His last name is Allen which is like my 6th favorite name for a man." - Breathing Antler Matt

Sunday, April 7, 2013

"...a cupholder for your buttsack." - MG

Saturday, April 6, 2013

"I could've gotten my nose blown last night." L. Elliott

Friday, April 5, 2013

I can think of a few bitches that would rather be called cunt than Brendan's girlfriend - Brendan Croft

Saturday, March 30, 2013

"Where all the poop splashes."
"You're pouring your head into her eyes." Spyde

Friday, March 29, 2013

"Nipples be droppin.'" Snyde
"Meet me at Haagen Dazs." - MDN

Saturday, March 23, 2013

"Fuckin'...let's buy a strobe light!" - noneother
"Tonight I'm your uncle. Let's go get some beers." - Lo
"Someone's needs to put that guy on a lawnmower. See what he can do." - Eruck
"Let's just drink till we feel warm. That's how they die Russia." - EAL

Monday, March 18, 2013

VXDUCE 8, 9,10,11

Luke has been producing these videos like it's his job (see what I did there?). Here are the latest four VXDUCEs for your viewing pleasure, as if anyone still comes here to see videos...

Sunday, March 17, 2013

"Break me off a perfect square and I will wow you." - Low-Gan

Saturday, March 16, 2013

"Emoticon me. Send me an eight equals D." - Lucas
"If only I'd gotten into rodeos...and never met you." - Cody Sewermouth
"Yea it's weird when you have nothing but bones inside you." Bjuke
"Sleep in my spoon." - Nielist

Friday, March 15, 2013

"Fuck yeah, no funeral." Log

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

"I don't want him to date anyone, he's mine." Snyderpants

Saturday, March 9, 2013

"Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with whatever's got the smallest dick." - Zebbb

Saturday, March 2, 2013

"It's gone, I pooped in it." - Loggins
"I hate having meat for teeth." - Log
"He looks like a human." The Bruiser re: The Schlitt
"Oh, no wonder Eric's moving in: they've got a pest problem." - Zebb

Sunday, February 24, 2013

"What Would Bam Do?" - Niels
"Lets talk about dudes." - Go-go Gorm
"Trying so hard to do nothing." Andick

Saturday, February 23, 2013

"I think it's a cloud dick." - It's only a Gormality
"Glad you saved her from extra hatement." Spyde
"One more quick one"
"Two more quick ones"
"Three more long ones"
"Fuckin riot"
"Kill that guy" - doesn't matter

Wednesday, February 20, 2013


Just to keep up the facade of this being a blog about skateboarding, here are the latest VXDUCE videos from Luke. He doesn't find it necessary to post them here anymore, since all we ever post are disturbing quotes. He's probably on to something.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

"All I can smell is four day old skin dipped in chlorine, rotten pine sol, and sherm." - Collarbones
"No one's talking shit about butt fuck." - Decktron 3000

Monday, February 18, 2013

"I need Dicorette so I can quit dick." - Squielsen
"Hey can I take a poop in this pool?" - Gore piggy
"I usually say 'nighty night'." - Matty Gorm

Sunday, February 17, 2013

"That was, like, not even close to enough limes for me." - gorm
"Dad, don't hit your son." - Gormal pig
"Hold on, there's a lot of cake on my dick." Snyde
"Whose weiner am I holding... Dad?" Log
"I don't need your pity burger." - erick
"You know the flowers that dance the sound?" - guess

Saturday, February 16, 2013

"Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to get laid." - Logality
"1812: the year of the bar fart." - log
"It's a two-step program: you try, and then you lose." - e rock
"Is there an emoji for a butt sack?" - Gorman
"It's like a lint roller for your butt sack." - Snyder
Gorman: "Spoon me once, shame on you. Spoon me twice--"
Cody: "--that isn't nice."

Friday, February 15, 2013

"I wish he would stomp the head flat of an attacker of mine." - Eric Logginton
"This is like the fin of a pizza shark." - Chard

Sunday, February 10, 2013

"It's like the good part of getting buttfucked" E Log
"Oh I fucking hate my sister, let me suck your dick." - none other than Lo

Saturday, February 9, 2013

"I can't believe you didn't know POD was Christian." Lo Knows
"I don't want a photo of me attached to some box of poo." Lo

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

"Dad to some, father to none." Sir Logan

Saturday, February 2, 2013

"I don't date my dad." Gormy
"Face your worst friends." Loggy
"Halfcab career." Sewell
"Now you're dead, and you're a dickhead, asshole." Log

Saturday, January 26, 2013

"3 people came into my ear." Eric

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Josh made a video

It's lovely.

Sunday, January 20, 2013


Wednesday, January 16, 2013

i should prolly put this here

jake making us look way too sexy
no but seriously

Monday, January 14, 2013

Friday, January 11, 2013

"Imagine that at punch force." - Knapples

Dis what I'm talkin bout II

Should've won.

Das what I'm talkin bout