"What Would Bam Do?" - Niels

"Lets talk about dudes." - Go-go Gorm

"Trying so hard to do nothing." Andick

"I think it's a cloud dick." - It's only a Gormality

"Glad you saved her from extra hatement." Spyde

"One more quick one"
"Two more quick ones"
"Three more long ones"
"Fuckin riot"
"Kill that guy" - doesn't matter

VXDUCE 567

Just to keep up the facade of this being a blog about skateboarding, here are the latest VXDUCE videos from Luke. He doesn't find it necessary to post them here anymore, since all we ever post are disturbing quotes. He's probably on to something.

"All I can smell is four day old skin dipped in chlorine, rotten pine sol, and sherm." - Collarbones

"No one's talking shit about butt fuck." - Decktron 3000

"I need Dicorette so I can quit dick." - Squielsen

"Hey can I take a poop in this pool?" - Gore piggy

"I usually say 'nighty night'." - Matty Gorm

"That was, like, not even close to enough limes for me." - gorm

"Dad, don't hit your son." - Gormal pig

"Hold on, there's a lot of cake on my dick." Snyde

"Whose weiner am I holding... Dad?" Log

"I don't need your pity burger." - erick

"You know the flowers that dance the sound?" - guess

"Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to get laid." - Logality

"1812: the year of the bar fart." - log

"It's a two-step program: you try, and then you lose." - e rock

"Is there an emoji for a butt sack?" - Gorman

"It's like a lint roller for your butt sack." - Snyder

Gorman: "Spoon me once, shame on you. Spoon me twice--"
Cody: "--that isn't nice."

"I wish he would stomp the head flat of an attacker of mine." - Eric Logginton

"This is like the fin of a pizza shark." - Chard

"It's like the good part of getting buttfucked" E Log

"Oh I fucking hate my sister, let me suck your dick." - none other than Lo

"I can't believe you didn't know POD was Christian." Lo Knows

"I don't want a photo of me attached to some box of poo." Lo

"Dad to some, father to none." Sir Logan

"I don't date my dad." Gormy

"Face your worst friends." Loggy

"Halfcab career." Sewell

"Now you're dead, and you're a dickhead, asshole." Log