"He gets all his powers from burning intercepted letters to Santa Claus."

-Eric Logan

Magenta Hill Street Blues

"Nothing could make the human foot look more disgusting than a Tiva." - Luke Elliott

"The Criss Angel of killing critters." - Nico

John Maus returns

villagers out of context # 24

i never had a thigh master within my grasp until i moved in with you

-Zebb

Villagers Out of Context vol. 23

"He looks like a burnt out fucking honey bear." - Josh Peterson