"I'm always a little mad." Knapp

"That's why I'm not married: I'm trying to meet my twin brother." Logantwin

"Do you ever finger your pant pussy stalefish?" Log

"I'll have a steak with a side of cheeseburgers." Lo

"Sweaty or not I'm already cumming." JRK

"When you beat a man at pool you have to fuck his wife."

"I always want to freeze to death." Eric