"Fuck yeah, no funeral." Log

"I don't want him to date anyone, he's mine." Snyderpants

"Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with whatever's got the smallest dick." - Zebbb

"It's gone, I pooped in it." - Loggins

"I hate having meat for teeth." - Log

"He looks like a human." The Bruiser re: The Schlitt

"Oh, no wonder Eric's moving in: they've got a pest problem." - Zebb