"No one has grass that nice. He fucks kids." Log

"Just fuck goats, it's just life." Code

"It's ok, I puke this shit up by the gallon." E-rock

"Go green, stop wiping." The rock

Hey everyone let's skateboard together!

"Just three months later still burning cop cars. " The JRK

"A Florentine cocksucker." AJS

"Typical basketball-type ruckus." Jacknapple

"Just because you're hairy, doesn't mean you're a liar." Knapp

"Getting your dick sucked in general can be a pain in the ass."

"Fuck. Now I wanna make candles." MAG

"I'm always a little mad." Knapp

"That's why I'm not married: I'm trying to meet my twin brother." Logantwin

"Do you ever finger your pant pussy stalefish?" Log

"I'll have a steak with a side of cheeseburgers." Lo

"Sweaty or not I'm already cumming." JRK

"When you beat a man at pool you have to fuck his wife."

"I always want to freeze to death." Eric

"Thanks to Tallou and her lep-witting." - Low

"Saw his dick through his fuckin tinkerbell capris." Gorm