"The voice of reason is Matt Gorman? You must hang out with fuckheads." Snydy

"It's not our beers' fault she runs like shit."

"Who robs banks in cum masks?" A Mark

"God dammit, we're gonna be dunkin.'" Knapples

"Hey look there's dog shit over here and I like it more than you."

"Think of the hair, man." - Gorm

"I'm stronger than puke." EL

"Open-heart lugie."
"You've been infected, sew him up." - Log

"Your face is infected with fist!" Log

"His last name is Allen which is like my 6th favorite name for a man." - Breathing Antler Matt

"...a cupholder for your buttsack." - MG

"I could've gotten my nose blown last night." L. Elliott

I can think of a few bitches that would rather be called cunt than Brendan's girlfriend - Brendan Croft